Before I emptied out my spam folder, I thought I’d share my favorite spam subjects (punctuation cleaned up slightly):
“this night your bedroom will be jungles and you? wild tiger!”
“protect your head against morning after syndrome”
“have you ever tried Superman’s costume on?”
“get healthier life – it’s better life”
“magnesium oxide replenishment to your organism.”
“don’t bury your intimate life before time.”
“do the favourite woman of happy! Purchase itself medicine!”
“how many are you ready to give for the health? we will help you to economize!”
Honestly, who do these spammers think they’re kidding? With grammar like this you’d be nuts to actually click thru.
image borrowed from here.
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