I know I said that I would leave this whole election thing behind and move forth, but I came across this list – and wanted to share it with you.
This list is from the Michael Moore mailing list. I found it on another blog this morning…
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Dear Friends,
Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let’s, in the words of Monty Python, ‘always look on the bright side of life!’ There IS some good news from Tuesday’s election.
Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists:
1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.
2. Bush’s victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.
4. In spite of Bush’s win, the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), think the war wasn’t worth fighting (51%), and don’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don’t try to figure this one out. It’s an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)
5. The Republicans will not have a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do their job, Bush won’t be able to pack the Supreme Court with right-wing ideologues. Did I say “if the Democrats do their job?” Um, maybe better to scratch this one.
6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that’s a start. We’ve got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!
7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut — a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut. May Ohio State pay dearly this Saturday when it faces Michigan.
8. 88% of Bush’s support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn’t such a long time! If you’re ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age.
9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won’t have to buy now.
10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It’s always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can’t.
11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!
12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don’t want them to go away.
13. At the state legislative level, Democrats picked up a net of at least 3 chambers in Tuesday’s elections. Of the 98 partisan-controlled state legislative chambers (house/assembly and senate), Democrats went into the 2004 elections in control of 44 chambers, Republicans controlled 53 chambers, and 1 chamber was tied. After Tuesday, Democrats now control 47 chambers, Republicans control 49 chambers, 1 chamber is tied and 1 chamber (Montana House) is still undecided.
14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he’s having this week. It’s all downhill for him from here on out — and, more significantly, he’s just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It’ll be like everyone’s last month in 12th grade — you’ve already made it, so it’s party time! Perhaps he’ll treat the next four years like a permanent Friday, spending even more time at the ranch or in Kennebunkport. And why shouldn’t he? He’s already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.
15. Should Bush decide to show up to work and take this country down a very dark road, it is also just as likely that either of the following two scenarios will happen: a) Now that he doesn’t ever need to pander to the Christian conservatives again to get elected, someone may whisper in his ear that he should spend these last four years building “a legacy” so that history will render a kinder verdict on him and thus he will not push for too aggressive a right-wing agenda; or b) He will become so cocky and arrogant — and thus, reckless — that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from office.
16. There are nearly 300 million Americans — 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That’s not a landslide — it means we’re almost there. Imagine losing by 20 million. If you had 58 yards to go before you reached the goal line and then you barreled down 55 of those yards, would you stop on the three yard line, pick up the ball and go home crying — especially when you get to start the next down on the three yard line? Of course not! Buck up! Have hope! More sports analogies are coming!!!
17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed “The #1 Liberal in the Senate.” That’s more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this — that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal. The country has always been filled with evangelicals — that is not news. What IS news is that so many people have shifted toward a Massachusetts liberal. In fact, that’s BIG news. Which means, don’t expect the mainstream media, the ones who brought you the Iraq War, to ever report the real truth about November 2, 2004. In fact, it’s better that they don’t. We’ll need the element of surprise in 2008.
Feeling better? I hope so. As my friend Mort wrote me yesterday, “My Romanian grandfather used to say to me, ‘Remember, Morton, this is such a wonderful country — it doesn’t even need a president!'”
But it needs us.
Yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
www.michaelmoore.com
…christmas song and I forgot to include it on an earlier playlist!
Another cool find while reading the news: Metronaps. The pods look like a prop used from that Tom Cruise movie – Minority Report.
It’s been studied that a 15-minute nap can be beneficial: improved cognitive functioning, leading to increased productivity, and napping even reduces one’s chances of a heart attack.
It wasn’t until today that I realized our copy of BadBlue had expired, so here’s an Ofoto link to the remodeling photos. (Sorry, you’ll need an Ofoto account to check them out.)
It’s been nice and cozy in our home during the recent storm that passed through.
Sylvain started his new job at Intertrust yesterday and is loving it! He hasn’t come out and said it, but I think he’s happy being back in the “Valley“. He was describing the “lunch schedule” to me last night (it’s goes a little something like this): Monday – BYOL, Tuesday – Off-site lunch, Wednesday – Catered lunch, Thursday – BYOL, and Friday – Catered Lunch. (Or something similar.) Not to mention the daily morning bagels and espresso machine in the break room. Oh, and there’s a little gym there too! He says it’s very “Office Space“. His commute wasn’t too bad either; it took him the same amount of time or less for him to get to work than it does for me! And he’s farther south than I am.
2 more weeks until vacation! Yay!
I’m almost done with my shopping & baking, but still have a ways to go.
Here are some holly-day tunes to help you along your way.
Lucie was back at K9-5 this week.
She had been suspended…eh, too harsh a word, more like “on a break”, from day care since the move. She had been going after dogs as they were coming in. As punishment, she had a few time outs in the kennels…then she was relegated to hanging out in the front office with the staff (and consequently, separated from other pooches), and finally staying at home or going to work with Sylvain. (Well. the latter isn’t really punishment.)
Well, now that Sylvain is starting a new job next week and to also prepare Lucie for her upcoming vacation with Malinda (i.e. kennel in Novato), we decided that we’d better get her back into day care and to socialize more with other dogs.
I dropped her off as early as I was able, around 7.10a, and she was the third dog there. She wasn’t aggressive towards the dogs that were there. So, I left hoping that she’d behave the rest of the day.
I called K9-5 later that morning to checkup on Lucie. She was eating breakfast at the time, but I was devastated to hear that she had gone after two different dogs as they were coming in and that she had spent a few timeouts in the kennel already. (I keep forgetting to ask if they were specific breeds – to see if there was a connection.)
That afternoon, I looked into dog walking services and other options we had in the event they did kick her out.
When I picked her up that evening, I could hear her yelping, as always. I spoke with Sharon about her behavior, and surely enough, Lucie had returned to her “normal” and playful self that afternoon. It just happened to be an extremely busy day — they had 30 – 35 dogs in the “big dog” room! So, we’ll be back next week. Hopefully she’s learned her lesson.
footnote: Here’s a copy of her latest report card. (Yes, they give out report cards. It’s too cute!) This is THE first report card she’s received where the “high energy” paw was ticked. She’s normally a “middle energy” paw dog.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s the sweetest dog. :o)
The phase 1 complete photos are up – if you didn’t catch them this time around, you’ll just have to come for a visit.
I love cereal! I could eat it for not only breakfast, but for lunch and for dinner as well. Corn Chex, Raisin Nut Bran, Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Rice Krispies, Cocoa Krispies, Crispix, Cookie Crisp, Honey Smaks (do they still make that? you know, the one with the frog?), Corn Pops, Froot Loops, and my personal & ultimate favorite: Apple Jacks. 
Heck, even Grape Nuts ranks up there.
I remember the little packs of cereal that my grandmother would have at her house and all us cousins would rush to get the *good* cereal: Froot Loops or Corn Pops or Apple Jacks. Someone, unfortunately, would always end up with (sigh) the Special K. (It’s not too appealing to an 8-year old.)
You’re probably wondering what my point is?
Well, in my perusing of the internet, I found Cereality! I figured a concept like this would be home in only one place: Chicago. However, Tempe, AZ takes the credit for this one. (A cafe is opening in the windy city soon.)
Looks like *blog* will be entered into the dictionary next year!