{"id":673,"date":"2008-10-28T10:35:55","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T18:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=673"},"modified":"2008-11-09T20:44:20","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T04:44:20","slug":"overheard-chez-rebaud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=673","title":{"rendered":"Overheard Chez Rebaud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(K walks into living room to see Mads sitting on Lucie like a horse.)<\/p>\n<p>K: What did mommy say Mads? Lucie is not a horse.<\/p>\n<p>M: A doggie.<\/p>\n<p>K: Yes, Lucie is a doggie. So can you please not sit on Lucie like a horse?<\/p>\n<p>M: Lucie doggie.<\/p>\n<p>I know that if she could, Lucie would be putting ads out for a new family&#8230;for Mads. Poor Lucie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(K walks into living room to see Mads sitting on Lucie like a horse.) K: What did mommy say Mads? Lucie is not a horse. M: A doggie. K: Yes, Lucie is a doggie. So can you please not sit on Lucie like a horse? M: Lucie doggie. I know that if she could, Lucie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[98],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":705,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions\/705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}