Girl to boyfriend, “What’s goat cheese? Is it the cheese that’s on my sandwich?”<\/p>\n
“No, you have mozzarella on your sandwich.”<\/p>\n
Can you hear me wincing in pain yet?! Somewhere in the world, cheese connoisseurs are screaming.<\/p>\n
What makes it even more painful was that I think that they were college students, ie Stanford, because the boyfriend was telling his cheese-ignorant-girlfriend that back in his high school days he would get\u00a0sandwiches at the The Cheese Shop (a sandwich\/specialty grocery\u00a0shop in the same lil’ shopping center) and put them on his dad’s tab. Which prompted girl to ask, “What’s a tab?”<\/p>\n
Ugghh…I give up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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