{"id":340,"date":"2006-10-25T16:03:08","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T00:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=340"},"modified":"2008-11-10T13:47:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T21:47:48","slug":"quoting-velma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"Quoting Velma&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought her name was <a title=\"Thelma? Velma?\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Velma_Dinkley\">Thelma<\/a>, but apparently I&#8217;m mistaken.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, as I said yesterday&#8230;&#8221;Jinkies!&#8221; Okay, not quite the night from heck, or a full evening of sleep, but she slept for 5-1\/2 hours last night. I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be complaining &#8211; it could be worse&#8230;a lot worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought her name was Thelma, but apparently I&#8217;m mistaken. Anyways, as I said yesterday&#8230;&#8221;Jinkies!&#8221; Okay, not quite the night from heck, or a full evening of sleep, but she slept for 5-1\/2 hours last night. I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be complaining &#8211; it could be worse&#8230;a lot worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[100],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":781,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions\/781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}