{"id":185,"date":"2005-04-19T11:42:26","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T19:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2005-04-19T11:42:26","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T19:42:26","slug":"office-gnomes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Office Gnomes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meet Janne\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"janne with lilo.jpg\" src=\"\/wp-content\/janne with lilo.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Standing next to Lilo, Janne begins the line up of toys on my monitor stand. He arrived in California by way of San Diego (a gift from gcw) and the Czech Republic.<\/p>\n<p>And Barnabus\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"barnabus.jpg\" src=\"\/wp-content\/barnabus.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Barnabus\u2019 job is to watch over (read: kick the crap out of) the hp deskjet that has been causing me grief the past 3 weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet Janne\u2026 Standing next to Lilo, Janne begins the line up of toys on my monitor stand. He arrived in California by way of San Diego (a gift from gcw) and the Czech Republic. And Barnabus\u2026 Barnabus\u2019 job is to watch over (read: kick the crap out of) the hp deskjet that has been causing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}