{"id":1274,"date":"2010-05-07T13:16:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T21:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=1274"},"modified":"2010-05-07T13:16:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T21:16:15","slug":"is-that-popcorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=1274","title":{"rendered":"Is That Popcorn?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, I am back work – have been for a few days, now.<\/p>\n

To keep up the liquid gold production for Ringo, I, of course, have to pump at work.<\/p>\n

Pumping also means cleaning the accessories, too.<\/p>\n

I’m in the break room, cleaning\/sterilizing my accessories in the microwave and a guy walks in for some tea. He sees that I’m waiting by the microwave.<\/p>\n

Him: So, are you making popcorn?<\/p>\n

Me: Well, it’s not quite food in there.<\/p>\n

Him: Oh really? What’s in there?<\/p>\n

Me: I don’t think you want to know.<\/p>\n

Him: Mmm…okay.<\/p>\n

I notice that he walks away slightly disappointed that he didn’t know what was in the magical bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, I am back work – have been for a few days, now. To keep up the liquid gold production for Ringo, I, of course, have to pump at work. Pumping also means cleaning the accessories, too. I’m in the break room, cleaning\/sterilizing my accessories in the microwave and a guy walks in for some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[114],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1275,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274\/revisions\/1275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}