{"id":126,"date":"2004-11-11T10:11:51","date_gmt":"2004-11-11T18:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2004-11-11T10:11:51","modified_gmt":"2004-11-11T18:11:51","slug":"the-curse-of-the-honeycomb-shades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"The Curse of the Honeycomb Shades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, we had our new shades installed! Wahoo! We immediately noticed a difference in sound reverberation and heat retention. <\/p>\n<p>I am super excited to finally have these shades because: [1] they&#8217;re the top down-bottom up type shades that allow privacy and the natural light to filter through, [2] the furniture won&#8217;t fade, [3] the sun won&#8217;t kill our little wine &#038; champagne collection, [4] not as many Lucie-nose prints on the windows, <u>AND<\/u> [5] I can change clothes in our bedroom without having to give daily stripteases for the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, this morning I fell victim to our &#8220;room darkening&#8221; shades that we had installed in the bedrooms. Let me tell you, it was dark &#8211; as dark as my hotel room curtains during my visit to Helsinki (when the sun is up at 3.30a; the Las Vegas hotels have pretty decent room darkening curtains, too, but I digress). Foolishly, I pressed snooze, then turned the alarm off. (Stupid mistake on my part.) When I finally awoke, it was a quarter to 8a. Whoops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, we had our new shades installed! Wahoo! We immediately noticed a difference in sound reverberation and heat retention. I am super excited to finally have these shades because: [1] they&#8217;re the top down-bottom up type shades that allow privacy and the natural light to filter through, [2] the furniture won&#8217;t fade, [3] the sun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}