{"id":1006,"date":"2009-03-14T21:52:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T05:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2009-03-14T21:52:34","modified_gmt":"2009-03-15T05:52:34","slug":"spam-faves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"Spam faves"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Before I emptied out my spam folder, I thought I’d share my favorite spam subjects (punctuation cleaned up slightly):<\/p>\n

“this night your bedroom will be jungles and you? wild tiger!”<\/p>\n

“protect your head against morning after syndrome”<\/p>\n

“have you ever tried Superman’s costume on?”<\/p>\n

“get healthier life – it’s better life”<\/p>\n

“magnesium oxide replenishment to your organism.”<\/p>\n

“don’t bury your intimate life before time.”<\/p>\n

“do the favourite woman of happy! Purchase itself medicine!”<\/p>\n

“how many are you ready to give for the health? we will help you to economize!”<\/p>\n

Honestly, who do these spammers think they’re kidding? With grammar like this you’d be nuts to actually click thru.<\/p>\n

image borrowed from here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Before I emptied out my spam folder, I thought I’d share my favorite spam subjects (punctuation cleaned up slightly): “this night your bedroom will be jungles and you? wild tiger!” “protect your head against morning after syndrome” “have you ever tried Superman’s costume on?” “get healthier life – it’s better life” “magnesium oxide replenishment to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[111],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1006"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1013,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions\/1013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kellybeanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}